HEY ALL YOU KOOL KATZ!
So yeah, um, yeah.
I'm a cool guy who loves looong walks thru the forest, The Aquabats, Punk Rock + Ska, Cartoons, Chickens, My Cat (And dog I guess) , playing guitar, video games, whatever the fuck whatever.
Oh and I love Game Grumps. Yes I feel like that needs to be in here for you to totally get who I am.
I'm retarded, oops I mean "The R-Word" .
I work on computers for a living.
I drive a poopy car.
I live in a nice house I just bought with my almost wife, Hannah.
I live in Kentucky.
I'm a nerd, geek, dork, pile of shit, sarcastic fuck face.
This Is England is probably one of my favorite movies.
I love the show Curb Your Enthusiasm and you will too if you like Seinfeld.
I like to make fun of things and stupid people.
I'm a full-on rapist. You know, Africans, Dyslexics, that kind of thing.
Mitch Hedburg and Dane Cook are my favorite comedians.
I have a turtle shell signed by all of the current Aquabats.